1) At the IKEA's market, you can find smoked crab's paste...
- ...when nobody is around, you could eat it right from the tube.
2) A few days ago, I bought a box of biscuits, for my mates. A girl ate them all!
- You have to try them! They're great!!!
3) - I mix two spoons of salted butter with three of praline, and eat it on milk-soaked bread!!!
4) The best part in a bag of potato chips, are the odds and ends...
(It cannot be tranlated because the idea is based on the use of the masculine/feminine in greek...)
1) 1. At work
- Architect..architect..architect..architect..architect..... (the feminine)
2) - Architect.... (the masculine)
- Architect? Such a nice job!
3) 2. When I do stupid stuff
- I'm such an asshole!.. (the masculine)
4) 3. In the public toilets
- It's occupied! (yeah! the masculine again!)
WE CAN ALSO PEE STANDING UP, IF NECESSARY!